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Fancy Gramophones? No sir! These are the the future of music in your home. Behold the Phonograph, the finest quality music player you will ever witness. Instead of a large clumsy record, it plays music off a high definition spool of compressed music. No gramophone will compare to the beautiful sound from this device. Where do you even go about getting your hands on a Phonograph? Well, the technology behind them is closely guarded (can't have those pesky Burkelanders stealing it!) so only th...
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Fancy Gramophones? No sir! These are the the future of music in your home. Behold the Phonograph, the finest quality music player you will ever witness. Instead of a large clumsy record, it plays music off a high definition spool of compressed music. No gramophone will compare to the beautiful sound from this device.
Where do you even go about getting your hands on a Phonograph? Well, the technology behind them is closely guarded (can't have those pesky Burkelanders stealing it!) so only the oligarchs and their buddies can even think about commissioning one from a place in Dresden. Luckily for you, my dearest customer, I have just the sort of talents to bring this product to you.
Fancy Gramophones? No sir! These are the the future of music in your home. Behold the Phonograph, the finest quality music player you will ever witness. Instead of a large clumsy record, it plays music off a high definition spool of compressed music. No gramophone will compare to the beautiful sound from this device.
Where do you even go about getting your hands on a Phonograph? Well, the technology behind them is closely guarded (can't have those pesky Burkelanders stealing it!) so only the oligarchs and their buddies can even think about commissioning one from a place in Dresden. Luckily for you, my dearest customer, I have just the sort of talents to bring this product to you.